Did you ever wonder what would happen if Pittsburghers penned Christmas songs? We sure did. Here’s a list of holiday songs with a Pittsburgh twist. We hope you enjoy a festive chuckle!

“Jolly Old St. Cope”

It’s not “Jolly Old St. Nicholas” anymore, but Myron Cope, the great Steelers announcer who’s watching over his beloved team from the heavens.

“Grandma Got Run Over By Some Jagoff on 51”

We all know reindeer are way nicer than the crazy drivers on Route 51.

“Silent Night: An Ode to the Bengals Playoff Season”

Of course Silent Night would have a subtitle if it was written by Pittsburghers.

“Deck Yinz Halls”

With bahs of holly!

“It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Playoff Season”

Well… we gotta beat BeliCHEAT first…

“Rockin’ Around the PPG”

Christmas tree? Why one of the nicest is dahn PPG Place of course.

“All I Want for Christmas is Another Stanley Cup”

It’s a long shot, but you never know.

“Do You Hear What I Hear? Crying Capitals Fans”

For the team we all love to hate.

“We Wish Yinz a Hunky-Dory Christmas”

Many old-school Pittsburghers still use the phrase hunky-dory.

“Have Yourself a Slippy Little Christmas”

The roads do always get a little slippy at Christmastime.

“Here Comes That Nebby Santa Claus”

He’s always in your business, making sure you’re nice and not naughty.

“Happy Christmas (Construction’s Over)”

Thank goodness the cold weather means construction is over! – um… or not.

“Scootch into Christmas”

Can yinz scootch over just a bit so I can get a picture of my kids on Santa’s lap?

“Twas the Night Before the Patriots Game…”

…And Dad was dahn at church putting extra money into the collection basket.

“Parkway Ride”

Because sometimes it has enough ups and downs to feel like a “Sleigh Ride.”

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